Halloween, Motherfuckers.

It's Halloween! Halloween is my FAAAAvorite time of year. What are you going as? Post in the comments section if it's something that's not retarded. Or if it's something literally retarded; I like my costumes to shift the paradigm.

Cupcake

Fact: Now you will feel terrible every time you eat a cupcake.

Not me, I'm a monster; as such, I feel more compelled to bake and hunt them.

Mosquitoes

I figured I would post this while the memory of mosquitoes was fresh in everyone's mind. this was meant to be a bonus, but then my cousin got married, and I am a bitter old lady.

The real comic will be the bonus this week.

Papercut

It's the first comic I ever did! Ever! I was contemplating not posting it, because I think there are too many panels. Aside from being a little long, it still makes me giggle.

Spanksgiving

Sorry for the late comic guys! It's late because it's a long weekend or something! 


Note: Something may or may not be that I got drunk and thought it was Saturday.

Macrodermabrasion (BONUS)

I was wondering if I should post this one because it differs so greatly from my regular style, but what else are these bonuses for? They're for that, and for posting an unrelated claim token. VS7UM5GA24XZ . You saw nothing, carry on.

Mark

I may or may not have made this one too big. 
This is Mark. He is a Sharkmonkey. Sharkmonkeys are loud, terrifying, and smelly, but their rarity means that they don't see each other very often. That's sad because Sharkmonkeys are the only sentient beings that are not instinctively afraid of other Sharkmonkeys. 
Sharkmonkeys live in whatever the hell place that bird lives. Tourists are also there. Old tourists.