Candy Crush is Starting to Get Really Aggressive

I clicked it and then it punched me in the face.

Arc Is An Anagram of Car

If you have lights like this, I hate you.

Crabs

Crabs! Janitors of the sea.

Embarassing

I do this far more regularly than I'd like to admit. Also meet Brainy. He's not so helpful.

Shower Demon

So it's NOT a stylistic choice; you're just a mutant.

Also: Shower Demon comes on strong, but he's a gentleman at heart.

Coffee Just Doesn't Do It.

Why not start your day with going to the bathroom immediately?

Hey Baby,

You'll grow to love me.