AnxieTEA

Not the regular style, but I drew a thing and ran with it. And I kept running.

A New Show

I'm completely guilty of this. I do like my shows.

So Fetch

I've never understood this hairstyle. This one and the equally sexy combover. 

Candy Crush is Starting to Get Really Aggressive

I clicked it and then it punched me in the face.

Arc Is An Anagram of Car

If you have lights like this, I hate you.

Crabs

Crabs! Janitors of the sea.

Embarassing

I do this far more regularly than I'd like to admit. Also meet Brainy. He's not so helpful.

Shower Demon

So it's NOT a stylistic choice; you're just a mutant.

Also: Shower Demon comes on strong, but he's a gentleman at heart.

Coffee Just Doesn't Do It.

Why not start your day with going to the bathroom immediately?

Hey Baby,

You'll grow to love me.

Panda Hooker

Don't ask me, because I don't know.

Genie

People WORSHIP that guy? That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

The Harsh Truth Behind Skittles

Wow... So I've pretty much forgotten how to do this. But I made a comic to cheer myself up. It succeeded.

Ovary-acting

Sweet Baby Jesus it's a new post! I should be updating occasionally, without any regularity. Yep.

Earthwhomp

I expect that this will last for a couple of weeks. Due to a bunch of unforeseen circumstances, the desire to comic has completely left me. This means there will probably still be comics, they'll just be less regular.

No Baby On Board (BONUS)

Why can't childless people have obnoxious stickers in their back windows too? I want to put this everywhere. In sticker form.

Swallow

There are some areas in which the gender gap is completely in favour of one sex or another. This is what I think of every time someone complains girls have it so awesome.

First Panel Shenanigans (Bonus 2 of 2)

If you don't know the story, go back one post, or god help you if you're too lazy to to that, you can click here. (Note: if you clicked that, I hate you.)
Anyhoo, After the previous exchange This intrepid artist sent me this first panel:

And after looking at it (and music and various things on the internet that caught my attention) for a good half-hour, I started on this:

Apologies for the tiny text in the third panel. I have terrible penmanship. I might have to figure out how to put text in this program without taking the extra minute to move it from MS Paint. Yes Paint.

First Panel Shenanigans (BONUS 1 of 2)

Okay, context first. This talented young man posted a thread to Reddit asking fellow internet lurkers to post the potential first panel of a comic. I posted this:

To which he replied:

Well, I thought this was completely hilarious, and I invited him to draw me a first panel. That'll be a bonus on THURSDAY.

Belted By Beta Rays

Non Sequitur! Two bonuses this week. Oooooooooo.....