Teenage Emo Goths (BONUS)

I believe this is the first single-panel comic I'd ever done. It's only right that it go first. This was an attempt at not having a comic full of rich, vomitty colour. I think I failed, but IT'S JUST SO PRETTY.

Little Miss Mortar Board's School of Stop It.

I don't know why stuff like this bugs me so badly. It could be because I grew up in a redneck hicktown where this is how every uneducated alcoholic babymomma talked. 

Seriously, if you live in a town where the young people have nothing better to do than get drunk and hump each other, it might be time to move.

But I digress. Here's a comic. 

Necroromancer (BONUS)

Look at this! It's one of my first comics! Yes, for the bonus in the next couple of weeks, I will be posting the comics I had made before I started this blog. They might not be entirely new, and some of you might have seen them before, but newcomers deserve to see some of the better ones. 

This is definitely one of my favorites so far. It will always have a special place in the pulsating chunk of muscle housed within my chest cavity.

Sex Pizza

This is one of the reasons I don't have a boyfriend. This and the fact that I have human remains in my freezer. 

The reasons are all freezer-related.

WaitStation 3 (BONUS)

Every goddamn time I turn this thing on, I have to update it until I forget why I was on there in the first place. I figured I might as well enjoy it. 

 It's not funny enough for a regular update, but it is mildly amusing, so I figured I'd make it a bonus this week.

Spiders

Spiders freak me the hell out. Have you ever been so creeped out that you drew a giant eyeball? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Pageantry (BONUS)

So, for future reference, I will be updating this comic weekly on Sundays. Hopefully I will be able to continue this for awhile. This comic is a bonus, because I'm just so excited about the new blog, and I wanted to have a new comic here for people who may have seen the previous one already. Feel free to comment, link follow, and pimp me out to your friends.

5 Seconds

 

And so it begins.