First Panel Shenanigans (BONUS 1 of 2)

Okay, context first. This talented young man posted a thread to Reddit asking fellow internet lurkers to post the potential first panel of a comic. I posted this:

To which he replied:

Well, I thought this was completely hilarious, and I invited him to draw me a first panel. That'll be a bonus on THURSDAY.

Belted By Beta Rays

Non Sequitur! Two bonuses this week. Oooooooooo.....

PornPorn: Zoomed Desktop (BONUS)

As per a few people's requests, here is an enlarged image of the screen from this week's comic. This tiny part had more jokes than the comic itself, but it wasn't big enough to actually show up. I couldn't leave this little guy unseen.

Every Generic Porn Ever

I'm an alcoholic, so here's an early update. Don't tell polite society.

Sometimes I want to watch porn, however, every generic porn I've ever seen features some screaming harlot that won't shut the hell up. I can't be alone on this.

Intervention

This is all I can think of every time I watch this show. Why aren't you playing this RIGHT NOW?

The Awkwardest Boner

I created this comic in between bouts vomitting forever.